Writing "thank you" notes...

...makes me uncomfortable. It already says "thank you," which is basically all the note is for. Then there's all of this blank space, which I feel obligated to fill up with more words. The more I fill up, the more thankful I seem. Usually, I don't have that much to say about the thankfulness. From now on, I'm just going to tack a few words onto the "Thank You" printed on the card.


THANK YOU for letting me stay at your hose.
THANK YOU for dinner.
THANK YOU for letting me touch your privates.

Since I only send about two of these notes a year, it's not really a big deal. Still, uncomfortable.